Another Feisty Ficus Cooter
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When this sassy ficus tree flexes her Kegel muscles, pine cones shoot out of her hoo-ha. Trust me. I’ve seen it in Thailand.
What Gynecologists’ Offices Look Like in the Forest
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Don’t just stare at it and smile! Take a Pap smear or something! Snatch hunter Kevin sent us this classic snap of an unsuspecting tourist about to take this horny tree to second base.
Man in the Boat
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Snatch hunter Cory came upon this beauty on his “tulip” tree. Can’t help but think of these lyrics from A Tribe Called Quest song:
“Let me sink the little man from inside the boat
Let me hit it from the back, girl I won’t catch a hernia
Bust off on your couch, now you got semen’s furniture”
Classic.
Flexing Your Love Mussel
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Wow, the things you discover when eatin’ out…
Another guest submission! This kinky seafood was found in an Italian restaurant in Brisbane, Australia.
