Brett’s Vagina
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Vagina superfan Brett stumbled upon this sculpture in Washington, DC. Just how I like my women—big, black, and open for business.

Jam Out With Your Clam Out
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A little octopussy for ya. This purple pussy clam lives in my friend’s fish tank. And yes, it’s always wet.
Old Lady Labia
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It’s nothing a little vaginal rejuvenation surgery can’t tighten up.

Oops! She did it again…
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I had to do a double take on a recent walk through Beverly Hills. I wasn’t sure if this was Britney Spears climbing out of an SUV or if it was just another saucy 90210 tree. Girl, don’t forget to wear panties when the paparazzi’s around. Never know when yer snatch might get snapped.
